This is not a musical. Milton Jones is tone deaf and has no sense of rhythm, but at least he doesn’t make a song and dance about it.
He has more important things to discuss. Like giraffes…and there’s a bit about tomatoes.
You might know him from Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo or Radio 4. Or that time he stood for the Scottish National Party, fought a hard campaign, but in the end had to respect the wishes of the people of Cardiff.
A whole new show of daftness. You know it makes sense.
WARNING: *contains jokes from the start.
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HA!Milton 2024 TOUR
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AUGUST
12 – 25TH (NOT 20TH)
EDINBURGH FESTIVAL Assembly Hall
September
03 London bloomsbury Theatre
04 London bloomsbury Theatre
05 London bloomsbury Theatre ✶ SELLING FAST! ✶
07 york grand opera house
08 Loughborough Town Hall ✶ LAST FEW ✶
11 St Albans Alban Arena
12 Basingstoke The Anvil
13 Catford Broadway Theatre
14 Swindon Wyvern Theatre ✶ SELLING FAST! ✶
15 Northampton Derngate Theatre
18 Dublin 3Olympia
19 Derry Millennium Forum
20 Cork Opera House
21 Galway Leisureland
22 Belfast Waterfront Hall
25 Leicester De Montfort Hall
26 Grimsby Auditorium
27 Leamington Royal Spa Centre
29 Nottingham Royal Concert Hall
October
02 Buxton Opera House
03 Port Talbot Princess Royal Theatre
04 Aberystwyth Arts Centre
05 Chester Storyhouse ✶ LAST FEW ✶
06 Birmingham Town Hall ✶ LAST FEW ✶
09 High Wycombe Swan Theatre
10 Aylesbury Waterside Theatre
11 Hereford Courtyard ✶ LAST FEW ✶
12 Treorchy Park and Dare
13 Cardiff New Theatre
16 Barnstaple Queen’s Theatre
17 Southampton Central Hall
18 Aldershot Princes Hall
19 Coventry Warwick Arts Centre (BSL interpreted)
20 Cheltenham Everyman ✶ SELLING FAST! ✶
23 Exeter Corn Exchange ✶ SELLING FAST! ✶
24 Newbury Corn Exchange ✶ LAST FEW ✶
25 Croydon Ashcroft Theatre
26 Winchester Theatre Royal ✶ SOLD OUT ✶
27 Exmouth Pavilion
30 Ipswich Corn Exchange ✶ LAST FEW ✶
31 Cambridge Corn Exchange
November
01 Dorking Dorking HaLLS
02 Ramsgate THE Granville Theatre
03 Chatham Central Theatre
06 Billingham Forum Theatre
07 Edinburgh THE Queen’s Hall
08 Aberdeen Music Hall
09 Glasgow Pavilion Theatre ✶ SELLING FAST! ✶
10 Dundee Whitehall Theatre
14 Norwich Epic Studios
15 READING THE HEXAGON
17 Blackburn KING GEORGE’s HALL ✶ SELLING FAST! ✶
20 Middlesbrough Town Hall
21 Sunderland Fire station
22 Newark Palace Theatre
23 Newcastle o2 City Hall
24 Kendal Leisure Centre
27 Bedford Corn Exchange
28 Blackwood Miners’ Institute
29 Farnham Maltings
December
01 GUILDFORD G LIVE*
04 Sheffield City Hall
05 Lancaster Grand ✶ SELLING FAST! ✶
06 Crewe Lyceum Theatre ✶ SELLING FAST! ✶
07 Stourbridge Town Hall
08 Ilkley King’s Hall ✶ LAST FEW ✶
11 Bristol Beacon
12 Frome Cheese and Grain
13 Bridport Electric Palace
14 Plymouth University Hall
15 Taunton Wellsprings
*all profits will got to Chance for Childhood
warning: contains jokes from the start